Hello, fellow deviant(s)!
I am a Cloudcuckoolander, a TV Troper, and an artist.
Yes, I know how weird that just sounded. Because I know that I'm weird, and I'm proud of it.
Okay - down to the real personal information:
I'm a major fan of the
Total Drama series. It equals pwnage.
I'm also a major fan of Pokémon, and know random facts about every Pokémon from Bulbasaur to Missingno.
I am a proud TV Troper and living proof that TV Tropes will ruin your life.
I do all my pics in MS Paint. Because I can.
I'm a fan of Harry Potter.
I hate Twilight with all my might and soul. VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE, STEPHENIE MEYER.
I firmly believe that Duncan and Gwen belong together.
I'm in
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My real-life best friend:
I'm open to taking requests. I'm an atheist and I support gay rights.
The Hunger Games rock.
Things I love: Gwen, Gwen,
Gwen. Why? She is the most badass, individualistic, hardcore, and just plain awesome cartoon character I have ever laid eyes on. Ever.
Shiny things.
Food.
My great friends, including
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and
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My drawings. I can be narcissistic about them, but hey, who doesn't feel a little self-centered every now and then?
Nice people.
Cute emoticons.
Linkin Park.
BEST BAND EVER. Utz sour cream and onion potato chips.
Candy.
Origami stars.
Shipping DunGwen. I can still hardly believe the creators made it canon.
Watching Duncan and Gwen's kiss scene from
The Ex-Files over and over again. Every time I see it, I want to cry with happiness.
Shipping various other characters together, including Nando/Zoey, Nando/Gardenia, Hoban/Linae, and Nikki/Jonesy.
TV Tropes.
Soda.
Being the nerd that I am.
5p3k1n6 l33t.
Writing haiku.
Nando from the Pokémon anime. He should have won the Sinnoh Grand Festival instead of Zoey. He's just that awesome.
Peanuts. I've loved it since I was a little kid. All hail Charlie Brown and company!
Calvin and Hobbes. That is all.
Dragonforce.
Proud and so glorious, standing before of us, our swords will shine bright in the sky... Making fun of Justin Bieber. YES. >:3
As of March/April 2012, Invader Zim. Dib's my favorite.
Things I hate: Courtney. FOR THE LOVE OF ARCEUS, WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I HATE COURTNEY. She's whiny, bratty, a bitch, a Draco In Leather Pants, has a highly annoying, high-pitched voice, whines that she's a CIT all the friggin' time, whines that she'll call her lawyers if she doesn't get what she wants, whines about her accomplishments without actually doing anything, only thinks about herself, beats up Duncan constantly, and many more things. I don't hate
mature Courtney fans, but I do hate...
Insane Duncney fans who waste their time cramming their opinions down people's throats and running around screaming, "GWEN SUCKS! DUNCAN/GWEN WILL NEVER BE! DUNCAN/COURTNEY FOREVER!!!!111!!!1!"
Duncan/Courtney. I cannot for the life of me understand why people like this couple. I will say it only once: COURTNEY. DOES. NOT. LOVE. DUNCAN. She's all like, "He's not my boyfriend! He's a stupid delinquent! He's disgusting and a stupid Neanderthal, I hate him!" But when Gwen comes along, she's all like, "No! He's not your boyfriend! You were making out behind my back! He's mine!" proving that she just wants what she can't have. And she was willing to ditch him for the case with the $1,000,000 in it, while he's got a sprained/broken ankle, no less. And when she actually does say she likes him, it's mostly just makeout sessions rather than actual sweet moments. And she abuses him, too - what kind of girlfriend hits her guy in the kiwis with a guitar? And fast-forward to the end of Total Drama Action, where she's suddenly eager to get back together with him...because he now has that same $1,000,000 she abandoned him for in the first special in hand. The few genuinely touching moments they had together are
massively outweighed by all of the stuff I just described in the last paragraph. No wonder Duncan ditched her for Gwen in Total Drama World Tour. I still say it was one of the best decisions he ever made.
Homework. (Honestly, what kid doesn't have this on their list of "things I hate"?)
Gwen bashing.
Rock-hard cookies.
Being yelled at by my mom because I couldn't do my math homework right.
More homework.
Gym class.
The self-esteem movement (read: that thing in health class where they teach you to "feel good about yourself.") The taste of forced happiness still lingers in my mouth.
The Scooby-Doo theme.
Pocketful of Sunshine. Curse you, Natasha Bedingfield. CURSE YOU.
A lot of pop music and artists. They're just not very good. Beyoncé, Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers - no thank you. I'll have Skillet, Red, Linkin Park, Owl City and Three Days Grace, please.
Current Residence: The United States, of course!
Favourite genre of music: Alternative
Operating System: Windows Vista
Favourite cartoon character: Gwen (Total Drama), Nando (Pokémon), Dib (Invader Zim), Twilight (MLP:FiM)
Personal Quote: "Growing older is inevitable. Growing up is optional."